He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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