Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
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He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
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not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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