either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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