Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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