Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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