everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Randomize
