Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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