I don't think brook has ever known best
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
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just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
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I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!