glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.