You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
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i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
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The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies