is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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