i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
What happened to fro yo and sex?
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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