another moral hangover. fuck.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
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thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
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he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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