No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
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I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
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Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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