I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
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Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
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I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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