can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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