Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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