Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
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I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
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Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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