oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
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There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I'm at about main and main street
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
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Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
wow bdsm is so cute
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