I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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