On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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