He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
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This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
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Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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