She announced her abortion via fbk
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize
