bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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