whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
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All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
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Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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