if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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