he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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