So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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