Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
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