I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
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the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
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Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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