yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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