He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
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i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
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It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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