My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
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If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
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He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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