I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
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i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
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They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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