I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
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For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
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Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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