How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
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wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
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While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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