I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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