I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
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These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
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If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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