then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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