I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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