I just cut my nipple shaving
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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