Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
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he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
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There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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