He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Randomize
