The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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