I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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