Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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