We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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