at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
nutella sex= disaster
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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