looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
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In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
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I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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