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Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
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Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
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They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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