1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
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He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
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I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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