I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
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Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
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Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
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