You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i think my tv is drunk
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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