mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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