On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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