I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
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tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
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He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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