I hate your face
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
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He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
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Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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