Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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